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Joseph the Vanillite by JetjetJ
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To- Joseph- little buddy~ by P4W3S0M3-CL4WZ
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Joseph by SiftStone
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Double special artwork by PaintingTree
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Joseph The AWESOME Vanillite by Pazlin
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Joseph by Sixala
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So... someone tagged me for this a while ago, but I forgot who it was. This seems like a fairly interesting little meme, so let's see how this goes...

RULES
1. You must repost these rules.
2. Be HONEST with all of these questions.
3. When you are done, you must tag at least three other deviants.
4. Have fun! >: D

LEGEND
X - "I am guilty of this"
/ - "I am kinda guilty of this/technically guilty"
[ ] - Question comments
( ) - Your comments

LET'S BEGIN

[X] You frequently use emotes in most sentences (Yup, pretty much sums me up XD)
[ ] You change your icon frequently without good reason
[ ] You post more than two status posts per day
[ ] You go on "Fav Raids"; you go around and rapidly favorite art in large amounts
[] You post really short comments a lot
[X] You overuse capital letters and/or punctuation; e.g. "Oh wow, this is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute.............!!!!!!" (What can I say? some things things are just adorable ^^;)
[ ] You push your opinions on others because your opinion is "fact"
[ ] You overprivilege/overpower your characters
[X] You write fan fictions about canon main characters (Pick Your Poison... oops)
[ ] You post lots of pictures of yourself

Total Thus Far:. 3

[ ] You point out problems in things that are gifted to you (requests especially)
[X] You are part of the Pokemon, My Little Pony, FNaF, or Undertale fandoms (Yeah, so what? I like Pokemon and Undertale~)
[ ] You are a big shipper
[ ] You ship canon x OC relationships
[ ] You are more active on another website than on deviantART
[X] You stock up messages in your inbox, saying you'll reply to them later (It's a really bad habit, oops 0~0; )
[ ] You are frequently inactive
[/] You sexualize otherwise innocent characters, canon or otherwise (I believe I have done that in the past)
[ ] You actively boast about the quality of your art
[ ] You actively bemoan the "poor" quality of your art [NOTE: Different from humbly stating that you could be better]

Total Thus Far: 5.5

[ ] U txt talk ppl [If that's still a thing]
[ ] All you listen is one type or genre of music
[ ] You commonaly hav speling and gramer issues [and dont care, lol]
[ ] You post rants that don't add any VALUABLE insight into something
[ ] You criticize people's art without good reason
[ ] You have a needless marking in your username, or you stylize it as such when you can [e.g. xX-SomeRandomDeviant-Xx, or -.:AnotherRandomDeviant:.-]
[X] You "hug", "kiss," or "snuggle" people a lot (This question seems like it was meant for me XD)
[ ] You post other people's art a lot [Art theft, requests, commissions, etc]
[ ] You portray a canon character in a different way than their canon sources [I'm looking at YOU, FNaF fandom!] (Eh, I tend to do that with legendaries from Pokemon 0v0)
[ ] You have more than three fetishes AND it shows

Total Thus Far: 6.5

[ ] You do Fav4Fav or Watch4Watch
[ ] You do unconventional things just to convince people to give you points
[ ] You beg for things at all.
[ ] You post recolors, etc. of screenshots, and call them OC's
[ ] You commonly use song lyrics as the basis for your art
[X] You associate your fandom to almost everything (Usually if it's within explanation or reason.)
[ ] The primary thing you post is memes
[ ] You can't go more than an hour without checking deviantART
[ ] You tend to not give credit to characters you mention in your posts
[ ] The only thing you talk about is you/your art/your characters

Total Thus Far: 7.5

[ ] You tend to refrain from giving all the needed details [especially when commissioning or requesting someone]
[X] You get butthurt when people reject your ideas (It's a natural reaction; I feel horrible when I make mistakes.)
[ ] YOU USE CAPITALS A LOT
[ ] You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word For No Reason
[ ] you don't usually capitalize letters where you need to
[ ] Every word you post is usually tiny for no reason
[ ] Very few things impress you
[X] Things very easily impress you (I'm appreciative of everything I and my friends are able to do :3)
[X] Your online persona is different than what you would act like in real life (Seriously, who isn't like that? =P)
[ ] You left any of these questions unanswered because you said "screw the rules, I don't want to apply myself to that"

GRAND TOTAL: 10.5

-Now multiply your number by 2, and use it as a percentage in the name of the meme; e.g. "I am __% Annoying"

Your result: 21%

0-5% - You've got to be lying.
6-10% - THANK YOU for being a good, non-annoying person.
11-20% - Yeah, you could annoy some people.
21-30% - You could use some work there, budsy. (Awh, really?)
31-40% - Okay, that's a bit extreme.
41-50% - How have you done this many of these?!
50 or higher - Get off of deviantART. NOW.

This meme doesn't really seem like an accumulation of different problems, it seems more like a way to see WHAT your problems are. Overall, this was kind of a mean meme, so I won't tag anyone else with this. You can, however, do it anyway, if you really want to XD
  • Listening to: Marshmello - Alone (MRVLZ Remix)
  • Watching: The Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Playing: Spyro the Dragon

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Joseph (Dilly)
United States

The only limit to imagination is the edge of the canvas.



JOSEPH HAS BASOPHOBIA.
:iconjosephnopeplz:
I am just a teen who likes to do things on a computer. I wouldn't say I'm a nerd, but I know a lot about computers and things. I am a bit skilled in traditional drawing, using a pencil and paper to create most of my deviations, like my deviantID. I usually enjoy looking at other people's creations. I sometimes get around to making my own, though. I am mostly English, and I don't know much about other languages. I do know a few words in different languages, but other than that, I know only English.

I love to draw. I mean LOVE. That's my reason of being on deviantART. I also do requests every now and then, and until I get a premium membership, requests will be completely free. Yay!

I am currently a member and have gotten 2nd place in the final season of :icontotal-pokemon-island:

I am also now a member of :iconcircus-darkrai:

RULES OF MY PAGE
1. I will not reply to short comments. This has been a bit of a problem for me lately. When I post something and see a comment had been made, I look to see what it is, and it will be five, three, or even the simplistic one word comment. When I receive comments, I would like to know your detailed opinions about it, funny reactions, legitimate suggestions, and things like those. You know, things that are worth commenting, that will make the artist smile.

2. Snuggle fests will be severely limited. While huggles, snuggles, and all else is adorable and fun to do, there is little value in it if you truly look at it, especially if it happens rapidly in a conversation. Anything that results in a snuggle fest will be dropped on most occasions from now on.

3. "This is great!" "Thank you!" conversations WILL be brief, unless something else is added.

4. Please try to refrain from using foul language. In all seriousness, foul language is useless language, and it has no place on my page. Any comments or replies involving foul language will be corrected, or, if bad enough, disregarded completely. I won't accept cursing on my page, I'm sure not many people appreciate it.


MY deviantART FAMILY




Well, after talking to a few close friends of mine over the span of about a year or two, we've gained feelings for each other that make us feel as close as family. Now, this isn't just a heartless "This is my dA family, this is me breh, this is mah sis," and so on. These is seriously who I feel is as close as a family member would be. If only we were all genetically related...


Father:
(None)

Mother:
(None)

Brother:
:iconpaintingtree: I love you, Evan, you're an awesome big brother~! Anyways, Evan is a great guy-- Let's see, what is one of the many great things I can tell about him...? Well, to start off, Evan's art style is adorable~! His main OC is a Haxorus with his blade removed due to rusting. RP or real life, Evan is the person I've spent the most time with so far! He's loving, caring, very emotionally sensitive, and he's always willing to help out. I'm always willing to help my family out as well, but I know Evan's way better at it than me. :XD: In any case, We've developed a brotherly love towards each other, bringing us together as big brother and little brother. I admit, I need to talk to him more when I get the chance, because this is one person you will have to be friends with.

:iconsiftstone: Sifty, maybe...? Well, I'd consider Sifty like a distant brother. I don't know too much about his real self, other than he's more kind than his RP counterpart. I guess we're sort of bros (not "brothers," "bros"), but I'm not too sure. In any case, we're still friends, one way or another.

:iconpazlin: So, here's Alex. He loves Pokemon nea as much as I do, as we both almost only draw Pokemon-related things. Anyway, I know just enough about him to consider him family! He lives in Taiwan, and he's 13 when I updated this bio. :iconhappyshrugplz: In any case, he's sort of like Evan. He's very emotionally sensitive, and can be brought down easily. And... Sorry, Alex, if this is information you didn't want anyone else to know, but... Alex has had some major depressions that practically come and go. Even to the point of considering suicide... And, I know my attempts at cheering someone up never work, but Alex appreciates my help in any case. He gets a lot of support from a lot of his friends, me being one of them. As soon as he cheers up, there's always a cute little picture saying "Thank you to those who are caring for me~!" I have to say, in another similarity to Evan, when I cheer him up, it's always rewarding to see the smile on his face (figuratively speaking), and see how happy they are. It's really great seeing someone so happy... :happycry: And, here's the first time I'm saying this: I love you, Alex~! Thanks for being my new dA brother!:iconchuuplz:

:iconloofytehfox: or :iconvulpinekeyblader: This is... other Alex. I guess we might call him "Loofy" or "Vulpine" on account of one of his OC's and username, which might clear up a bit of confusion. Anyway, onto Loofy! From what I've seen, Loofy is very quirky and funny, as his art always brings a smile to my face. His art style is very cutesy, cartoonish, and, sometimes, utterly stunning. I love this guy's art, and he introduced me to the concept of the "TF,' which I find very intriguing. (TransFormation. This often pertains to a character morphing or changing into a different form, sometimes against their will or for no reason. The most common TF's I've seen around are TG [TransGender], Pokemon TF's, and animal TF's. But, really, there's a TF from anything into everything on the Internet, I'm betting.) It's always fun to see someone turn into a cute Mudkip, see the most adorable foxes I have seen yet, and see the many ways he can draw different Pokemon. Art aside, he is a very nice person, much like the rest of my family. I don't know too much about his personality other than he's kind, but... Oh, my gosh, it is so cool to have him as a brother. He's among one of the first artists I've seen on deviantART, and he's still one of my favorite role models. And, now I can finally say this: I love you, Loofy~! Welcome to the family!

Cousin:
:iconessenceofwhimsy: Okay, this is Essence. I don't know too much about her other than her utterly stunning art and warming personality, so I'll just emphasize on those for a small bit. First off, her art. I love it. Sooo much. It's, like, a million times better than I will ever be, tablet or no tablet. She puts a lot of work into every single one of her pieces, like good artists such as my other family members do. I usually take at most, 3 hours to make one of those little-detailed, cartoonish drawings you guys call "art." For her, it's taken almost a full week's worth of work to complete a page of her comic, "Synthesis." If you want to see the comic, just go to her page or ask for a link. And her personality... It's wonderful. From what I've seen, she's very kind to people, much like my family. She'll do her very best to serve her friends with art, advice (I'm guessing), and friendship. I don't know much about Essence, and I guess that's why she's a cousin instead of a sister. But, hey, if we get to know each other more, perhaps she may become like a sister~!

:iconalex-namn: This is... third Alex. Pffft, why is Alex such a cool name?:XD: THIS Alex is a girl, and she lives in Sweden. I don't know her age, but I'm guessing around 19-20. We met when I stumbled upon her awesome Ruby Nuzlocke (Which you should totally read), and decided to comment on how cute it looked. And, she loved to hear it! Since that point, I've done all I can to try to make her as happy as possible. This little SWEET-ish ("Swedish") girl is an excellent friend to me, and I hope I'm as good a friend >w< She's also done a bit for me, too! She's done a few requests for me, and even just drew art just for fun~ What a sweetie~ I really have to bond more with her soon!


-Well, guys, that's all I have so far. If you're pretty darn close to me, and I know you pretty well, then just ask me if you want to be a part of my family~

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Favourite genre of music: Techno, trance, love, Electronica
Favourite style of art: Computer and traditional
Operating System: PC
MP3 player of choice: SanDisc Sansa
Favourite OC: Joseph (Made by me)
Personal Quote: The only limit to imagination is the edge of the canvas.

Activity


So... someone tagged me for this a while ago, but I forgot who it was. This seems like a fairly interesting little meme, so let's see how this goes...

RULES
1. You must repost these rules.
2. Be HONEST with all of these questions.
3. When you are done, you must tag at least three other deviants.
4. Have fun! >: D

LEGEND
X - "I am guilty of this"
/ - "I am kinda guilty of this/technically guilty"
[ ] - Question comments
( ) - Your comments

LET'S BEGIN

[X] You frequently use emotes in most sentences (Yup, pretty much sums me up XD)
[ ] You change your icon frequently without good reason
[ ] You post more than two status posts per day
[ ] You go on "Fav Raids"; you go around and rapidly favorite art in large amounts
[] You post really short comments a lot
[X] You overuse capital letters and/or punctuation; e.g. "Oh wow, this is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute.............!!!!!!" (What can I say? some things things are just adorable ^^;)
[ ] You push your opinions on others because your opinion is "fact"
[ ] You overprivilege/overpower your characters
[X] You write fan fictions about canon main characters (Pick Your Poison... oops)
[ ] You post lots of pictures of yourself

Total Thus Far:. 3

[ ] You point out problems in things that are gifted to you (requests especially)
[X] You are part of the Pokemon, My Little Pony, FNaF, or Undertale fandoms (Yeah, so what? I like Pokemon and Undertale~)
[ ] You are a big shipper
[ ] You ship canon x OC relationships
[ ] You are more active on another website than on deviantART
[X] You stock up messages in your inbox, saying you'll reply to them later (It's a really bad habit, oops 0~0; )
[ ] You are frequently inactive
[/] You sexualize otherwise innocent characters, canon or otherwise (I believe I have done that in the past)
[ ] You actively boast about the quality of your art
[ ] You actively bemoan the "poor" quality of your art [NOTE: Different from humbly stating that you could be better]

Total Thus Far: 5.5

[ ] U txt talk ppl [If that's still a thing]
[ ] All you listen is one type or genre of music
[ ] You commonaly hav speling and gramer issues [and dont care, lol]
[ ] You post rants that don't add any VALUABLE insight into something
[ ] You criticize people's art without good reason
[ ] You have a needless marking in your username, or you stylize it as such when you can [e.g. xX-SomeRandomDeviant-Xx, or -.:AnotherRandomDeviant:.-]
[X] You "hug", "kiss," or "snuggle" people a lot (This question seems like it was meant for me XD)
[ ] You post other people's art a lot [Art theft, requests, commissions, etc]
[ ] You portray a canon character in a different way than their canon sources [I'm looking at YOU, FNaF fandom!] (Eh, I tend to do that with legendaries from Pokemon 0v0)
[ ] You have more than three fetishes AND it shows

Total Thus Far: 6.5

[ ] You do Fav4Fav or Watch4Watch
[ ] You do unconventional things just to convince people to give you points
[ ] You beg for things at all.
[ ] You post recolors, etc. of screenshots, and call them OC's
[ ] You commonly use song lyrics as the basis for your art
[X] You associate your fandom to almost everything (Usually if it's within explanation or reason.)
[ ] The primary thing you post is memes
[ ] You can't go more than an hour without checking deviantART
[ ] You tend to not give credit to characters you mention in your posts
[ ] The only thing you talk about is you/your art/your characters

Total Thus Far: 7.5

[ ] You tend to refrain from giving all the needed details [especially when commissioning or requesting someone]
[X] You get butthurt when people reject your ideas (It's a natural reaction; I feel horrible when I make mistakes.)
[ ] YOU USE CAPITALS A LOT
[ ] You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word For No Reason
[ ] you don't usually capitalize letters where you need to
[ ] Every word you post is usually tiny for no reason
[ ] Very few things impress you
[X] Things very easily impress you (I'm appreciative of everything I and my friends are able to do :3)
[X] Your online persona is different than what you would act like in real life (Seriously, who isn't like that? =P)
[ ] You left any of these questions unanswered because you said "screw the rules, I don't want to apply myself to that"

GRAND TOTAL: 10.5

-Now multiply your number by 2, and use it as a percentage in the name of the meme; e.g. "I am __% Annoying"

Your result: 21%

0-5% - You've got to be lying.
6-10% - THANK YOU for being a good, non-annoying person.
11-20% - Yeah, you could annoy some people.
21-30% - You could use some work there, budsy. (Awh, really?)
31-40% - Okay, that's a bit extreme.
41-50% - How have you done this many of these?!
50 or higher - Get off of deviantART. NOW.

This meme doesn't really seem like an accumulation of different problems, it seems more like a way to see WHAT your problems are. Overall, this was kind of a mean meme, so I won't tag anyone else with this. You can, however, do it anyway, if you really want to XD
  • Listening to: Marshmello - Alone (MRVLZ Remix)
  • Watching: The Angry Video Game Nerd
  • Playing: Spyro the Dragon
Mental note: Even if your computer is equipped with a massive processor meant for awesome and fluid gaming, do NOT try to work on an image that is 20000x9000 pixels, unless you want it to take three minutes to finish moving a selection

I am really afraid of what this would do to a normal computer
“Ooh, my,” the voice rasped in my ear in a mischievous tone, “You’re so flushed, darling. You must be so eager to give me some of your blood. Let’s have a little taste…”

Suddenly, Lyra shrieked out, her body shuddering and quivering violently. Her eyes showed the utmost terror, as if her worst nightmare had come true. After a short outburst, Lyra’s eyelids drooped, looking suddenly tired. As quickly as it started, the shriek died down, resulting in Lyra’s body falling limp and collapsing to the ground.

Before I could rush over to make sure she was okay, I heard laughter erupt into my ear. “PWAH HAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh, oho my goodness, did you see her? She just, ‘PLOP,’ fell to the ground, out like a light!” he continued hooting and howling in laughter, his position on my shoulder getting a bit loose. “That was the best reaction I’ve gotten out of anyone with that gag!”

Snapping out of my fearful daze, I gritted my teeth and shouted, “GET OFFA ME!” I whipped my arm over my shoulder, a ‘smack’ resonating through the cavern. Instantly, the laughter stopped, followed by a slap against the cave floor, and a weak groan to top it off.

Rick hopped over to Lyra, eyes wide and mouth in a frown. “Ly? Ly, hey, wake up! Are you okay?!” He frantically nudged the limp Ivysaur, obviously very scared for her. Lyra stirred, shifting her feet a bit and slightly opening her eyes, and Rick breathed a sigh of relief. “Dang it, Ly, don’t scare me like that. Who am I gonna tease without you?” He chuckled when Lyra rolled her eyes.

Jelly carried Nalou over to the disoriented Zubat—I think that’s what they’re called— causing me to whirl around to observe it. Its wings were sprawled out, and the two appendages at the end of it were slightly bent, and I wasn’t sure if they were supposed to do that. “Unngggh…” it groaned, raising a wing to its head. “You got me right in the face. At least the flower thing gave a good reaction. Learn to laugh a little, I think you bent my fang a bit…”

Jelly set Nalou down and folded his arms with an amused expression. “Hey, at least you gave Red a real scare. I think he deserved it, honestly.” What!? How did I deserve it, I thought I was already paying him back!

The Zubat, however, smiled. “Aha, it is good to see someone who has a sense of humor. What’s your name, O Squishy One?”

Jelly grimaced. “Don’t push it, bucko. And my name is—” his grimace deepened into a glare, “My name is Jelly.”

The Zubat smiled even wider. “Wha—hah, you’re serious? Wow, you must be one really funny guy! I like a guy who has a sense of humor! My name’s Dracula; Flier of the Night, Jokester of the Caves.”

I furrowed my brow at him. “Dracula? Like… the famous vampire of Trans—erm… ‘Trans-liv-navia?’” …yeah, I know, I butchered that, but can you blame me? I’m not Translivnavian.

Dracula’s smile grew so wide that I could see all of his teeth. “Mew, Red, you’re just hilarious! Be careful, sweetie, any funnier and I might just decide to stick around for a while!” My heart skipped a beat as he suggested that.

“N-no, no no no,” I frantically babbled, holding a hand out in front of me, “We’re good on team members, I think we’ll just move along—”

I was cut off by my Jigglypuff, a mischievous smirk plastered on his face. “Actually, Drac, I think he’d be more than happy to get to know you a bit better. How about you come with us?” I shuddered. I was not happy with Jellydonut at that moment. Nalou looked up to Jelly, and smiled a bit. She seemed to like the idea of Dracula joining the team, for… whatever reason. Jelly nodded at her, before looking back to Dracula. “We could use a funny guy like you.”

Meanwhile, Lyra had gotten to her feet, with the help of Rick. “There ya go, lass, nice and easy. You feeling okay?” He nudged her to regain her attention, which seemed to be planted on Jelly conversing with Dracula.

“Is… is he going to join the team…?” she asked, the fear in her voice evident. “Please say ‘no’…”

Rick shrugged. “Eh, well… Sorry, Ly, I think he’s gonna come along for the ride. Looks like Auv just doesn’t have the guts to deny ‘im.” He sighed when Lyra sank into a sitting position, not pleased with the series of events that had been happening for the past few days.

“Well, seems like a party,” Dracula announced with finality, chuckling to himself, “Grab one of those little ball things and capture me, Red!” He nodded to me, and awaited his capture. Seriously, who was in charge here; the bumbling trainer that’s always the butt-end of jokes and insults, or the Pokémon that are leading the way and deciding who gets to be on the team and who doesn’t? I made a mental note to myself to try to take charge more often. My team is almost full after just about two and a half days, and two of them have some kind of unpleasant relationship with me.

Nonetheless, I dispensed a Poké Ball into my hand, and I pressed the button to enlarge it. I took a step back, reeled my arm behind me, and took a deep breath. Tensing up, I surged forward, hurling the ball at the bat. It hit him pretty hard; his cheek deformed around it as it hit him. Okay, mental note; along with being more strong and powerful over your Pokémon, be more soft and gentle with your ball throws. Don’t break their jaw when you catch them.

As the ball committed to its capturing routine, I looked back to Lyra and Rick. Rick had an expression on his face that I didn’t like very much. “Oi, Auv,” he said, walking up me, making sure to remain out of earshot of Jelly or Dracula. “Listen here. Ly and I jus’ discussed somethin’, and you need to hear it. When someone is treatin’ you like that, don’t just stand there, all right? Do something about it, stand up for yourself. Don’t let that marshmallow and flying rat tell ya what for, okay?”

I just stared in silence at the bird before me. That was… unexpected from Rick. Nonetheless, I heeded his word, and let him know with a nod. Lyra then walked up, nodding in agreement. “Yes, Auvy, listen to what Rick is saying. You have to show a bit of power over them; otherwise they will grow unruly and will not obey you.”

“But…” I protested, slumping my shoulders, “They scare me. I don’t want Jelly to kill me, and I don’t want Dracula to drink my blood. If I cross them, they might do that to me…”

Both Lyra and Rick shook their heads. “Neither of them will do anything to you, Auvy,” Lyra assured me.

Rick chuckled, “Hey, yeah, maybe if you show some power, Jelly will finally respect ya? He seems like the kind of guy who needs to be put in his place.”

I shrugged. “Well… I suppose I could try something. B-but later, okay? I just want to get through Mt. Moon.”

Both nodded. “Agreed.”

“May I ask what you three lovelies are talking about over here, sweetie~?” the same raspy voice whispered into my ear.

I don’t think I like Zubats very much.

~

The rest of the way, I saw lots more Zubats, much to my dismay. However, rather than attacking us and being annoying, they were nuisances in a different sense; they were laughing and cheering at us in their hissy, raspy voices. It seems Dracula’s presence with me caused quite the uproar with his crowd. “Thank you, thank you, I’ll be sure to come back and get you some giggles another time!” he cheered at them, waving his wings as if to catch all the cheers and laughs.

“If I didn’t know any better, Drac,” Rick poked at my Zubat, “I’d think you were some kinda’ celebrity around here.”

“Well, they’re all the people I’ve known in my time in here. We’re all family here, that’s why we’re so tight with each other. If someone attacks one of us, you get the whooole flock. I’ve made some trainers nearly lose their minds with how many of us were thrown at them, haha!” Dracula chuckled and laughed with them, and I was quickly growing tired of the way his laugh rang in my ears a few inches away.

That explanation flashed through my mind; on TV, the worst part of anyone’s early journey is the trek through the bat-infested caves. Once one is thrown at you, you get another thirty to fight off, and it simply grows from there. Mt. Moon in particular is infamous for its Zubats, and I guess I know why now; it’s a group effort to either get the trainer away from their family, or to annoy them to the point where it’s funny. Either/or.

As we trudged along, some Geodudes poked their heads out to look at us. Rick naturally took a defensive stance at each one, though it seemed like none of them actually wanted to fight us. This made it pretty difficult to train in here, and we only wound up fighting one or two Geodudes that had something to prove.

The entire time we were in that cave, Dracula didn’t leave my shoulder. It creeped me out, having him so close to my neck and ears at all times, but I tried to ignore it. Eventually, though, I blurted out, “Why are you sitting on my shoulder, Dracula? It’s a bit uncomfortable…”

“Well, child,” he hissed happily at my ear, “It gives me a nice, steady view of the cave. Also, if you do something I don’t like, then your neck is right in reach of my fangs.” I shuddered. “Haha, I love your reactions. You are just so precious~”

I looked to Rick, who gave me an expectant look. I knew what he was thinking; he wanted me to stand up for myself like he said. I took a deep breath, and looked back to Dracula. “W-well, Dracula, uhm… You better stop teasing me, or I’ll—… uhm…” I stuttered, and lost my train of thought. I blurted out, “I-I’ll… I’ll make you sorry you teased me!” It came off very lame.

Dracula puffed out his lower lip. “Aww, look, Red’s trying to defend himself. What a sweet little shortcake.” He sneered at me, smile wide and in my face. I glared and grumbled, causing him to chuckle once more. “How will you do that, exactly?” I didn’t respond. Rick slapped his wing to his face, and Lyra shook her head in disapproval.

Jelly tisked me. “Look, Red, if you’re going to try to defend yourself, you’re going to have to do more than just that. You just proved even more that you’re easy to pick on.” I clenched my fists. Nalou frowned, her look showing disapproval at Jelly. “I mean, honestly, I’ve seen Jeremy ward off bullies better than you just did, and he’s a crybaby.” I gritted my teeth. “You know what? In this next Gym—if you’re really going to challenge it, that is—why not just let me take charge? I think a good taste of assertiveness will show them who’s boss.” That brought my blood to a boil.

“You know what, Jelly?” I turned to him and Nalou, the latter taken aback by my sudden growl, “I think you should shut your face, before
I shut it for you.” I hissed at him, causing Nalou to cringe.

Jelly raised his eyebrows. “Huh. I like the tone, but I’ve heard that one way too many times. You still come off as lame.”

I shuddered in anger, and shouted louder at him, “I’m serious, Jelly, knock it off!” I took a step forward, and held up a fist to him. Dracula rocked on my shoulder from the sudden movements, and he looked surprised, or even scared of what I suddenly turned into.

Nalou’s eyes showed cowardice, not wanting to be in Jelly’s arms at the moment. Jelly put a hand to his mouth, and looked up in thought. “Hmm… Nah, still not buying it.”

Something in me snapped.

I grinded my teeth together, so much that my molars hurt, and clenched my fists until they turned white. “Jelly… Donut… That’s it.” I could sense Lyra and Rick shuddering; this is not what they had in mind when they said ‘stand up for yourself.’ I lifted my coat a bit and grabbed Jelly’s ball, clenching it in my hand.

“Well, nice touch using my whole name, and returning me to my ball would solve the problem, albeit temporarily. Let’s see how you’ll do when I come back out.” He chuckled, and folded his arms.

Shut UP!!” I shouted at the top of my lungs, roaring with power at the Jigglypuff, so much so that his smug smile wiped off his face. I clenched the ball in my hand, and threw it to the ground. With a clatter, it bounced slightly, though it didn’t get a chance to bounce a second time before I slammed my foot down into it with everything I had.

The crack resounded through the entirety of the cave, complete and utter silence following, save for my bestial snarling. I looked down at my foot, seeing the little plastic pieces of red and white strewn about, mixed occasionally with a shard of glass or a piece of wiring. I looked at the Jigglypuff, and his expression showed pure shock. His normally large pupils dilated to dots, and his jaw hung open. His arms hung slack at his sides, dropping Nalou to the ground. I took a step forward and rashly grabbed the Magikarp from beside him before wheeling around and stomping powerfully away, feeling like the ground shook with every step.

“Take a hike, marshmallow.
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Gotta Draw 'Em All Collab - Shiny Mawile by DillyDraws
Gotta Draw 'Em All Collab - Shiny Mawile
For :icongottadrawemall:'s new collab, Stalwart Steel!

I hope you all like it, Mawile is pretty iffy to draw. I couldn't decide on what its mouth shape should be like; normally, a Mawile has a cute little shelf-like formation above its mouth, but if i drew that on this one, it just looked weird. So, I went with a chubby cheek instead XD

...Sorry, no glowy effects this time =w='
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NoobieMcpwns Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Salutations Joey! How are you?!
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DillyDraws Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Pretty good, thanks :3 I'm not having fun with school work XD
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NoobieMcpwns Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Excellent to hear. I am doing better myself. I am recovering from my illness at the moment.
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DillyDraws Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Oh! I hope you're better now? :3
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DillyDraws Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
Oh, nice XD Haha~
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Raymond13557 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
yeah i knew you'd like it.
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Afr0Panda Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016
So I'm not sure if you are trying to not spoil yourself, but have you seen Lurantis? If so what are your opinions?
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DillyDraws Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2016
Lurantis? Honestly, I believe I have found a tie with Goodra for my favorite Pokemon >//w//> Why do you ask, buddy~?
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Afr0Panda Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2016
Hehe I had a strong suspicion that you'd love Lurantis X3
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